A-Pie-Calypse

The rapture did not begin on May 21, but the world’s reaction to it was quite amusing, thanks mostly to hilarious posts on Twitter. What better way to celebrate supposed-end-of-the-world craziness than to bake pies?

A-Pie-Calypse! Now!

Hellfire-Toasted Coconut CreamI call this one Hellfire-Toasted Coconut Cream. It’s the Veganomicon recipe, “Lost Coconut Custard Pie”. I ended up with a little “bonus custard” to sample before cutting into this beauty, and WOW… delicious! Recipe alterations include using So Delicious vanilla coconut milk instead of rice milk, sweetened coconut (couldn’t find unsweetened), and lime juice – which offered a hint of tropical tang.

Fresh Strawberry Blackberry

The Fresh Strawberry Blackberry pie was supposed to contain rhubarb, but my child refuses to eat rhubarb, and making a pie that only I will eat seems like a bad idea. I like this glaze. It’s simply fresh strawberries, pureed in a food processor, then simmered with 1/4 cup sugar and 1 tbsp arrowroot or cornstarch until thickened. The recipe said to cook until transparent, but I think the food processor introduced too much air into the mixture. I also needed more glaze to completely fill the 9-inch pie shell. This made a delicious breakfast. It’s better than a Pop-Tart.

The ability to make pastry that’s not rock-hard still eludes me. Apparently this gene was not passed down from my mom, who makes the best pies in the world. One of these days, I’ll get it right. I guess we all have an achilles heel.

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